Alright, so as yall can tell, I don’t get a whole ton of visits, and a good number of those I do seem to be on accident, thanks to the vagaries of search engines. Here’s a selection of some of the random-ass (and usually pornographic) ways people are getting here, split up into various categories. I’ll update as time goes on.

Porn
1. Loving Male Ass–no comment. Ok, comment. Me and a good friend had a competition to see who had a better ass. After polling all the girls, I won, although I heard the distressing comment that “if we’re talking about *just* the ass, you win, but not overall package” Talk about veiled insults.
2. Having Sex Tied Up And Loving It
3. Indian Mature Rough Sex–man there’s some weird fetishes out there. Also ewwwww. I know lots of middle-aged indian women. They aren’t that attractive.

Oddball
1. Tin Foil Cowboy Hats–Ok, I can kind of understand that. There are a lot of paranoid hicks out there. I’m one of them. I had however never thought of wearing a tinfoil cowboy hat. Usually I wear my tinfoil as a skullcap and put the cowboy hat over it.
2.

I don’t know what to say
1. Cowboy Laureate Devotion– what would cause someone to use that search string? Almost like they used a random phrase generator
2. ta I’m ok–wtf?
3. ok so!–ditto

there were a bunch more but I can’t see them anymore since sitemeter only shows you details for the last 100. I’m also wondering if sitemeter is jacked since the backend traffic report shows a lot more hits than sitemeter does. But oh well.

I know I’ve got a couple of webgeek readers, and I’m completely confused now. Sitemeter insists I’ve had 110 visitors to my blog in the past 7 days. My server insists it’s had 300 unique visitors. SOO confused. If you know what the hell’s going on, let me know.

Also, On Freedom continues to be my most popular page, with twice as many requests as the next. Unsurprising since I’m pretty sure it’s the best piece on this blog, and one of the best things I’ve written outside the bio arena, period.